Hey!!
This would be my first blog ... So don't laugh at it! PLEEEEAAAASSSSEE!?!?
It came to my attention today (again) that Singapore is a terrible place!! It's boooooooooring!! And the laws are silly, and the police don't like white people like me, and if you want good Turkish food you have to go ALL the way to BUGIS!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!?!?!?!?
But that's not all!! THE WEATHER SUCKS ASS TOO!!
I'm just glad that i have such amazing friends here ... like Tung (drinking buddy). Gen (talking crap/sexy smile/fluffy/amuusing buddy), Suhit (MOS/eyeing up girls buddy) Kate (DVD buddy), Stacie (toe-grabbing buddy), Sean (skating buddy), Jayasri (hugging buddy), Fai (shisha buddy) and Harry (general mischief buddy)!! Without these guys I'd probably have stayed at home when my last holiday ended!!
If life wasn't so full of lazy days, shisha smoking, banter and lying around in my underwear eating microwave heated junk food and watching replays of german football matches i don't know what I'd do!! No really, I don't!!
Maybe I'd sell everything i own and go to Vegas, get a sex change and charge people to feel my Breasticles ... Or just lock myself in a room with nothing but a rusty spoon to talk to ...
Anyway ... As Gen, the Amazing Grace of silly chat, would say ...
Toodles!!
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